"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
get off my lana del fucking post
- me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- teacher: I don't know, can you?
- *sees teacher after class*
- me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COME FOR ME TODAY?